click on the browns' logo to experience the potty-mouthed "jagged little dyl"

someone should smother the steelers with brown(s') shit although it'd be unnoticeable on troy polamalu's skin

"thou shalt have no other gods before me"

apparently, the pittsburgh-area church that mass-mailed the bookmark-sized steelers schedule has no idea of the vicarious lives lived by the people of pittsburgh. the church just couldn't have known, because why would any church be condoning and promoting "idol worship" by mass-mailing out a schedule of steelers games to the people around pittsburgh when these people are apt to get their lives' justification and their own senses of fulfillment by worshiping the accomplishments of the steelers?

the "idol worship" of people around pittsburgh is no fault of the steelers, i am not angry with them and i won't be asking anyone to run up to one of the negros to pull some hair, but no church should be contributing to the degradation of pittsburgh by acting as an enabler to a bunch of "ferris bueller, you're my hero" type of incompetents whose lives are pretty much lived around a football schedule.

it is totally ridiculous and immature - and as asinine as a casino-goer who wasn't allowed to spin a wheel for a prize because he was waiting in line with his hands down his pants - for the town of pittsburgh to resemble a ghost-town when there is a football game going on. or, if it's a home-game, it is ridiculous for there to be enough crowds of people to warrant a police-presence, a traffic jam, and the closure of some roads. i just want to say "GROW UP" to these dependents who think that their behaviors are not problematic simply because they can say "i didn't inhale". it doesn't matter if the mind-altering drug is cocaine or the whole football experience, "social media" or lsd, the dependents are still using something else to get them through their semi-charmed kinds of lives. they really deserve no respect, it is my calling to slap them in the face with it.

facebook makes it very easy to insult people. yes, i plan to use this very letter.

aside from the negros (big-haired or otherwise), football players are sex-objects and should be praised just for their strong manly bodies and their hairy chests. oh, i know that most females want men to be shaved...it's like females are scared of the muscle-building and hair-enabling hormone known as testosterone - as well as anything else that justifies them as the lesser gender. they're such wannabees, from "a woman can do anything a man can do" to "g.i. jane"...what they really need is to be raped at a football game. they need to be taught that a WOMAN is a WOMb for a MAN, they need to be taught that they lay an egg every month because the entire DESIGN of femininity is to be impregnated by a man. they leak milk from their breasts to nurture the very product of the aforementioned rape, for crying out loud, when will Strongwoman grow up and realize that it's only the public's placation that validates her superiority over men?

if Strongwoman was superior to men - if Strongwoman was even EQUAL - then colleges wouldn't have gender-based sports teams. coney island wouldn't have had to add a "ladies' division" to their hot dog eating competition, requirements to get into the military would be the same for both genders. "Strongwoman" is a "placebo," which is a word i learned during first four days of 1988 while i was reading a book by stephen king called IT. the definition was an actual part of the 1000+ paged story that i read over a four-day weekend on a bet with a classmate who didn't think i could do it.

"A placebo, Eddie, is something that looks like medicine and tastes like medicine but isn?t medicine. A placebo isn?t medicine because it has no active ingredients. Or, if it is medicine, it?s medicine of a very special sort. Head-medicine - do you understand that, Eddie? Head-medicine.?

that is all the notion of Strongwoman is. head-medicine. therapy to make a little female feel big, even though she is a far cry from being able to step outside of her curves fitness center to handle some man-sized barbells. "do you understand that, eddie? head-medicine".

as i was saying...football games are nothing to praise and they should not turn a big city like pittsburgh into a ghost-town that's full of people who are either staying at home to watch football on television...or hanging out on the roads near the stadium.

A CHURCH SHOULD NOT CATER TO A TOWN OF LOWLIFES. PITTSBURGH MAY BE A "FOOTBALL TOWN," BUT IT'S ALSO A TOWN OF VICARIOUS LEECHES.

i understand how any church is apt to sacrifice its values for the sake of a big enough group, seeing that "men" who go to church and who are not man enough to be their man will get a pass on "pride" (and the rest of the seven capital sins). let's go down on the seven and see how they relate to gays:
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1) PRIDE needs no explanation - can you remember the chant, "we're here, we're queer, get used to it," being shouted by the little man-lusting masculivoids as they marched down the road while newsmen had their cameras?

2) LUST may be present in both gay life and in straight life, but i've thumbed through three mens' magazines today and saw no "tawny kitaen"-slash-whitesnake poses done on a car (or anywhere else, for that matter). some mens' magazines had no sexualized female flesh at all, and certainly no sexual advertisements in the classifieds (unlike gay magazines like "the advocate," which have a shirtless man every few pages, stories regarding everything sexual...and a plethora of sex-based classified ads).

3) ENVY isn't difficult to understand if it's heterosexual attraction (opposites attract), but nobody thinks "opposites attract" when they see homosexuals - this is because "opposites" is what people feel inside about themselves, so it's not strictly male/female on the outside. BUT LUST IS STILL GENDER-ENVY, WHETHER IT'S GAY OR STRAIGHT..

4) GREED is gay because "one is never enough" when one man just isn't man enough to satisfy his own masculine desires. GREED is gay when it's time to find another specimen of manhood that IS "man enough". didn't madonna sing "more, more, more" in 1990's "dick tracy" - which was the same year she went public with wanting "more, more, more" of her gender in the "justify my love" video?

5) GLUTTONY is gay because...wow, all those gays brag about the number of sex partners they've had - gee, dad, they sure get checked for AIDS a lot...don't they?

6) SLOTH is gay because gay males are inclined to marry the man of their dreams instead of working to build themselves up to BE the man of their dreams.

7) ANGER - well, have you seen the spite that runs through their PRIDE - have you heard it? angry shouts of "we're here, we're queer, get used to it" and the transvestite quipping, "i'm more man than you'll ever be," to the heterosexual man. have you seen their "pride parades" and the inappropriate costumes that are seemingly meant to slap humble people in the face? isn't what gays call "pride" really just anger towards christians and conservatives and people who do not share their (lack of) values?
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gays have made a mockery of the bible, creating their own version which removes every negative reference to homosexuality, but people who put so much importance on a football game are making a mockery of themselves. i mean, i had the same mentality when i slept over at the lehigh valley mall to buy tickets to a madonna concert in 1990. i was obsessed, all of my classmates and teachers knew it, but i was only 16. i was searching for an identity, yes i made a mockery of myself whenever i was doing the "vogue" dance for everyone (what a priss i was), but i was 16. these people are fathers of teenagers, these people are adults. these people may not be FA660TS (hopefully that spelling will prevent any rejection of my letter being posted), but they are certainly not anyone qualified to be a role model to a son. unless being a passive couch-potato is the new standard (they don't call it "television programming" for nothing).

i call on the nazarene church which sent the football schedule, as well as all american churches, to STOP tolerating, condoning and enabling idol-worship...people should not BE idle, the reason why society has fallen prey to "it's okay to be gay" and "a woman can do anything a man can do" is because everyone is idle and nobody actively thinks anymore. as aaron tippin said, "you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything," and that is what is happening through the "tolerance" of everything.

tolerate my intolerance, you bigot!

dylan terreri, i
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
www.jaggedlittledyl.com/essays

** the "asinine" casino-goer wasn't allowed to spin, but he was allowed to pick whichever prize he wanted. i bet the negros that complained about him were slapped in the face, since he was not bound to select a prize based on the outcome of his spin. i didn't have to tell them off, they must've felt so violated. i should have stuck my tongue out at them as i took the last shirt - the most expensive prize left on the table.

"can you hear this? do you want me to turn it up?" - the breakfast club, 1985, judd nelson twists his wrist so that his downward-pointing middle finger points up in front of emilio estevez.

someone should smother the steelers with brown(s') shit although it'd be unnoticeable on troy palomino's skin